FLASH! Radio-collared deer committing suicide. Scientists managing a wildlife research project in which hundreds of deer were fitted with radio collars have found a very high percentage of the deer “literally throwing themselves in front of trucks and committing suicide”. The scientists found that the collars were bi-directional, and were all tuned to receive endless loops of Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck on AM talk radio stations. Animal rights activists have accused the researchers of “cruel and unusual punishment”. Stay tuned for more on this…..