Well, what about that “Joe Arpaio” feller? His name sure don’t sound like a real American. I’m guessin’ he’s one a them Eyetalian guys, or maybe even an Injun. How’d he get in? Oughta round up that som’bitch and check out his ID, that’s what we should do. And that McCain feller? Hell, he was born in Panama! He’s just fakin’ it. Oughta round up his sorry ass as well. Damn furriners screwin’ up my country. Let’s take it back for the real Americans – the Smiths and Jones and Robinsons and Wilsons and such (as long as they ain’t BLACKsmiths, if you get my drift..).
Yeah, good ol’ Arizona leads the way backwards, and we gotta follow.