My observant and terribly witty brother Mark discovered a deliciously diabolical convergence of news items today that begs to be reported here: -Item #1: public water supplies are found to be increasingly contaminated with prescription drugs that have been improperly disposed of (i.e, down the commode) – Item #2: Gov. Eliot Spitzer is caught with his pants down in a Washington D.C. hotel, with a high-priced lady of the evening in the mix. The convergence? Viagra in the Albany water supply, of course, which would be a perfect spin for the now-uncaped crusader to play. Wonderful to see that stupidity is not the exclusive domain of “family values” Republicans.