-One medium-sized, inept, inarticulate, willfully-ignorant President/Commander-in-Chief
-One jumbo-sized, malevolent, manipulative, ideologically blinkered Veep
-Assortment of pinch-minded, tone-deaf, morally bankrupt cabinet secretaries
-Four dozen right-wing, sycophantic Senators and bushel of like-minded, lock-stepping Representatives
-20 million willfully-ignorant evangelical voters to provide the base for the stew
-One “fair and balanced” cable network to propagate the stew’s essential odors
Combine ingredients in jumbo-sized, neo-conservative, faux-patriot pot, simmer in Feith-based intelligence broth until completely opaque (approximately 20 seconds), then toss into seething cauldron of sectarian civil war in Iraq for three years. The Bush Stew is done when it starts to emit a foul-smelling odor of corruption and deceit. Garnish with tax breaks for wealthy diners.
The Bush Stew was done in 2002. Recommend discarding remainders, as they cannot be re-heated/unsuitable for human consumption.